From the Book - Exodus of the Consultants

"(1) And Moses did hurry into the conference room to find the Wise Consultants and he did say unto them, 'God has instructed me to tell the Pharaoh, 'Let my people go.' (2) Hearing these words, the counsultants did murmur and say, 'Let us not be hasty.' And Moses did implore them, repeating, The Lord has said, 'Let my people go.' And the Wise Consultants replied, 'OK, OK.Let us buff it up and get back to you.' (3) And weeks did pass. And lo, when the Wise Ones returned to Moses they smiled like Camels and said, 'Behold. You're gonna love this.' And they did present this 'Vision Statement': "To create an environment in which our empowered teams can continuously upgrade our mutual flexibility in relations to our goingness.' (4) And upon hearing these words the Lord did appear to fire up the Wise Consultants, and they did burn brightly. And the Lord passed out marshmallows and coat hangers and looked into the fire and said, 'It is good.'"